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Funny Security Song...

2010-11-13T12:38:00.000-08:00

Here’s the CISSP Song by Rob Slade. I’m not going to try to sing it, but I hope someone does. And I hope that someone sends me the recording to play on the podcast.

Thanks Rob!

CISSP Song
Lyrics by Rob Slade

CISSP (solo):
I am a Certifiable Security Professional
I’ve countermeasures physical, administrative, technical
I know the ports of TCP and backdoors with malign intent
And survey risk analysis to prove the safeguards wisely spent
I’m very well acquainted, too, with matters of the blackhat crew
Attendance on the IRC phrack channel makes my colleagues stew
With viruses and zero days I’m teeming with a lot o’ news,
With many cheerful facts about the weaknesses in Usenet news

CIO Chorus:
With many cheerful facts about the weaknesses in Usenet news (etc.)

CISSP:
I’m very good at ACLs and mandatory access modes
I know the disassembled names of CPU compare opcodes
In short, in matters physical, administrative, technical
I am the very model of an infosec professional!

Chorus:
In short, in matters physical, administrative, technical
He is the very model of an infosec professional!

CISSP:
I know our mythic history, LaPadula, Biba, and Bell
I know the biometric facts, memorized CERs as well
I understand the lattice, roles, rules, and discretion base
And pseudorandomize my keys to maximize the address space
I’ve tokens, tickets, one-time passwords, smart cards and a kerberos
And Centralized Remote Authentication to remove the dross
I’m proof against the DoS, Man-in-the-Middle and brute force attacks
My proprietary off-the-shelf stuff’s licenced and it never cracks.

Chorus:
His proprietary off-the-shelf’s all licenced and it never cracks.

CISSP:
My audit logs are analysed, detect intrusions evey time
My legal counsel’s up to date with all the best computer crime
In short, in matters physical, administrative, technical
I am the very model of an infosec professional!

Chorus:
In short, in matters physical, administrative, technical
He is the very model of an infosec professional!

CISSP:
In fact when I know what is meant by “data link” and “twisted pair”
When I can tell a fibre optic cable from a trigger hair
When Internet Explorer I no longer use the Web to surf
Or let my users chat on IRC on all my network turf
When I have learnt that firewalls can filter out the packets bad
When I know that the guy with foreign bank accounts might be a cad
In short when I’ve a wee bit of professional paranoia
You’ll say a better CISSP has never addressed yuh.

Chorus:
You’ll say a better CISSP has never addressed yuh.

CISSP:
For my security training, managerial though it may be
Lacks practical direction and real-world applicability
But still, in matters physical, administrative, technical
I am the very model of an infosec professional!

Chorus:
But still, in matters physical, administrative, technical
He is the very model of an infosec professional!

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2010-09-10T00:45:00.001-07:00

Hey guys....i found some pics on internet and seeing that u will surely say Dude Seriously WTF........

WTF ? Facts.........

2010-09-01T23:05:00.000-07:00

- Turtles can breathe through their butts.

- Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.

- On a plane, if the passenger in your seat on the incoming flight had serious gas, then you are sitting on a cushion full of disease-causing microbes.

- The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is “uncopyrightable.

- It’s against the law to pawn your dentures in Las Vegas.

- There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.

- The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. It was the fashion in Renaissance Florence to shave them off.

- A lightning bolt generates temperatures five times hotter than those found at the sun’s surface

-David Bowie has a spider named after him.

-You cannot name a windows file con. (try it).

-Tourists visiting Iceland should know that tipping at a restaurant is considered an insult.

- Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is the longest word in the English dictionary. It refers to a lung disease caused by inhaling particles from volcanoes.

-In Bangladesh, kids as young as 15 can be jailed for cheating on their finals!

-The lighbulb was not invented by Thomas Edison in 1879 in was invented in England in 1806 by Humphrey Davy.

-When glass breaks, the cracks move faster than 3,000 miles per hour. To photograph the event, a camera must shoot at a millionth of a second.

Random Pics Must See

2010-08-31T11:28:00.000-07:00

Loving teachers....ahem ahem ;)

Phool Pati Devi.....ultimate..!!!

The guy who thought he would be in 2morros newspaper.....

102 % job.....they beat IIIT-A :P

Mashuk..........lol

Hey guyz..... my frd shared some pics wid me so i thought i should share it wid u....

You will surely say Dude Seriously say WTf!!!!!!!!!!!!

waNNa share???...

2010-08-12T13:20:00.000-07:00

Hey guyz.... let me first introduce myself, i am just another guy who have not done anything big in life for which the world should recognize me and i am sure i am not going to do it either. I am just another college going student who like to enjoy every moment of mY life ......no studies ....spending whole day in canteen hanging out with my friends....partying every night,,,bla bla bla... After reading this, u might think why i am writing all this here.
Actually all my friends are writing blogs and and one of them is a famous blogger addy ( www.addyrocks.blogspot.com) who is always crazy for his blogs and also for some Indiblogger contest but he have'nt won a single contest till now ..... lol!!!... And all of them wanted me to write something but I just reply dude seriously wtf!!!! coz I can`t think of any topic to write and I`m not a writer who can write a best selling tell-all book, neither I have any insider information about celebrities. I'm just an average guy happily living a steady n calm life.

So i thought why shouldn`t I create a blog where people can just share their everyday mediocrity. Everyone every day have some moments where they just say or feel dude seriously wtf!!!! So why not we can just share that moment with everyone and see what makes life abnormal for others.

If you feel that your life is awesome and you don't have such kind of moments or incidents for which you can feel the same,,,then I don't want you here, u can just try reading someone`s else blog or u can try addy`s blogs as he is also crazy for the number of hits and comments in his blog and if u feel u r just one of a soul guy like me so just share your moments .....

...Just Try It Out Otherwise U`ll Miss Something Really Jhakaasss..........